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msg[0] = "Simplify clutter: Once per week, fill a grocery bag with clutter to donate to charity."
msg[1] = "Simplify preparation: Take a few moments every evening to look over your goals for tomorrow."
msg[2] = "Simplify chores: Delegate tasks. Even toddlers can do a chore."
msg[3] = "Simplify preparation: Keep your backpack, briefcase, etc. ready to go at all times."
msg[4] = "Simplify to-do lists: Write down notes on a to-do list instead of using lots of sticky notes."
msg[5] = "Simplify tasks: Divide your home into stations to have what you need close by when you need it."
msg[6] = "Simplify relationships: Use your appearance to present yourself as you wish others to see you."
msg[7] = "Simplify parenting: Put yourself in time-out when you throw a tantrum or yell."
msg[8] = "Simplify parenting: Motivate kids with reward charts to reduce whining and arguments."
msg[9] = "Simplify finances: Use your bank's bill-pay service to saves stamps and schedule payments."
msg[10] = "Simplify gifts: Give something small and personal instead of typical."
msg[11] = "Simplify junk: Choose paper bags over plastic. Paper has many more uses and biodegrades."
msg[12] = "Simplify attitudes: Volunteer 1 hour per week. You'll be amazed how good it makes you feel."
msg[13] = "Simplify exercise: Workout first thing every day to remind yourself to put well being first."
msg[14] = "Simplify emergencies: Create an emergency survival kit for your car."
msg[15] = "Simplify emergencies: Create an emergency survival kit for your home."
msg[16] = "Simplify death: Write your will today! You're loved ones will thank you."
msg[17] = "Simplify charity: Collect your loose change to buy things that kids sell door-to-door."
msg[18] = "Simplify nutrition: Promise yourself to cook one healthy, delicious meal per day."
msg[19] = "Simplify nutrition: Be a vegetarian at least one day per week. "
msg[20] = "Simplify clutter: You might use it someday, but somebody else could use it right now."
msg[21] = "Simplify attitudes: Is your clutter overwhelming you? Get rid of it to get back some sanity."
msg[22] = "Simplify paperwork: Sort your mail as soon as you get it. File, shred, or recycle immediately."
msg[23] = "Simplify treasures: Use scrapbooks to organize and enjoy your sentimental items."
msg[24] = "Simplify attitudes: Get outside every day. Fresh air and sunshine recharge you."
msg[25] = "Simplify to-do lists: Write to-do items on your calendar, and you'll be more likely to do them."
msg[26] = "Simplify errands: Keep tote bag filled with errand items next to the door."
msg[27] = "Simplify chores: Put a laundry basket in every closet and have every person to do his own laundry."
msg[28] = "Simplify parenting: Keep healthy foods in a cabinet, so kids can make their own snacks and meals."
msg[29] = "Simplify storage: Use mason jars instead of plastic containers. They look nice and recycle easily. "
msg[30] = "Simplify chores: List your chores and decide who will be in charge of doing them each night."
msg[31] = "Simplify nutrition: Collect take-out menus and call ahead to order meals busy days."
msg[32] = "Simplify relaxation: To sleep better, avoid working, watching tv, etc. in your bedroom."
msg[33] = "Simplify storage: Keep remote controls in a pretty flower pot, vase, or decorative box."
msg[34] = "Simplify nutrition: Always keep leftovers on the same shelf for quickly finding fast meals."
msg[35] = "Simplify storage: Use shelves and bins instead of toy chests."
msg[36] = "Simplify storage: No junk drawers = never having to clean out your junk drawer."
msg[37] = "Simplify preparation: Get ready for tomorrow, today, and be more likely to get out the door on time."
msg[38] = "Simplify chores: Fold or hang your laundry immediately after drying to reduce wrinkles and ironing."
msg[39] = "Simplify paperwork: Colored pencils don't run out of ink, don't smell and are recyclable, unlike highlighters."
msg[40] = "Simplify kitchens: Only allow appliances to stay on your counter if you use them every day."
msg[41] = "Simplify shopping: Shop at bulk stores with a friend; split the bill, and split your purchases."
msg[42] = "Simplify errands: Never buy anything that's supposed to be dry cleaned."
msg[43] = "Simplify to-do lists: Put broken items in a fix-it box, and mend everything in it once a week."
msg[44] = "Simplify chores: Children are more likely to hang their wet towels on hooks than bars, so install hooks."
msg[45] = "Simplify shopping: Keep your shopping list on the refrigerator, and add to it as soon as items run out."
msg[46] = "Simplify nutrition: Bake bread once per month to relieve stress relief and boost your tastebuds."
msg[47] = "Simplify schedules: Don't waste your time in waiting rooms. Always bring something to do."
msg[48] = "Simplify parenting: Teach kids to do things for themselves, and you won't have to do it for them."
msg[49] = "Simplify schedules: Multitask while you watch television. Very few shows require your undivided attention."
msg[50] = "Simplify schedules: Record your tv shows and save time by skipping the commercials."
msg[51] = "Simplify schedules: Use a DVR to record your tv shows; watch them when the time is best for you."
msg[52] = "Simplify errands: Shop at a 24-hour pharmacy. You'll eventually need them in the middle of the night."
msg[53] = "Simplify schedules: Only let your kids do 1 or 2 clubs. Too many teaches them to be overwhelmed."
msg[54] = "Simplify finances: Download bank statements to a money program that balances your checkbook for you."
msg[55] = "Simplify gifts: Learn to cook an amazing dessert, and you'll always have a thank-you or host gift."
msg[56] = "Simplify shopping: Shop on the Internet to avoid driving, parking, and crowds."
msg[57] = "Simplify email: Create an email address just for family and friends, and don't use it for anything else."
msg[58] = "Simplify chores: Spend just 5 minutes every hour to clean just 1 thing, and everything will get done."
msg[59] = "Simplify attitudes: Keep a journal. It's one of the cheapest forms of therapy."
msg[60] = "Simplify chores: Just focus on doing 1 thing (1 dish, 1 window, etc.), and let momentum do the rest."
msg[61] = "Simplify health: Every morning, put on sunscreen. Every evening, wash and moisturize your skin."
msg[62] = "Simplify clutter: Use your library instead of buying books to save money and reduce clutter."
msg[63] = "Simplify clutter: Read articles on the Internet instead of buying magazines or newspapers."
msg[64] = "Simplify attitudes: Write down your values. Promise yourself to live by them."
msg[65] = "Simplify attitudes: Write down your goals. Start making real plans to achieve them."
msg[66] = "Simplify schedules: Automate anything you can (banking, cleaning, errands, phone calls, etc.)."
msg[67] = "Simplify finances: Stop using debt to get by. Use credit cards ONLY for convenience."
msg[68] = "Simplify travel: To save money, reduce stress, and increase options, avoid buying time-shares."
msg[69] = "Simplify health: Take the stairs instead of the elevator or escalator whenever possible."
msg[70] = "Simplify attitudes: Take a moment every day to read or watch something funny."
msg[71] = "Simplify attitudes: Listen to your inner voice. Your intuition often offers the best choices."
msg[72] = "Simplify chores: Hire a neighborhood teenager to help you around the house and yard."
msg[73] = "Simplify clutter: It's better to have a few quality items than a house filled with junk."
msg[74] = "Simplify finances: For insurance, take digital pics of your stuff and upload to an online photo service."
msg[75] = "Simplify shopping: Always shop with a list. Avoid impulse buying."
msg[76] = "Simplify health: Sleep at least eight hours per night to be more alert during the day."
msg[77] = "Simplify attitudes: Do something creative every day. It's cheap therapy."
msg[78] = "Simplify finances: Save a minimum of 10% of your income for emergencies and retirement."
msg[79] = "Simplify attitudes: Quit organizations that don't fill you with passion or joy."
msg[80] = "Simplify attitudes: Be honest with yourself about everything, no matter how painful the truth is."
msg[81] = "Simplify relationships: Learn better manners to make everybody more comfortable in your presence."
msg[82] = "Simplify beauty: Get a good hair cut and easy style, that looks great even after a shower."
msg[83] = "Simplify attitudes: Stop trying to fix others and focus on fixing yourself."
msg[84] = "Simplify relationships: Learn to use proper grammar. It shows others that you're intelligent."
msg[85] = "Simplify relationships: Learn a second language commonly spoken in your area."
msg[86] = "Simplify productivity: Figure out when you're at your peak every day, and use that time to work."
msg[87] = "Simplify shopping: Shop on the Internet get better deals and reviews from fellow consumers."
msg[88] = "Simplify preparation: Learn CPR and first aid. You'll thank yourself if you ever need them."
msg[89] = "Simplify schedules: Make a list of things you don't want to do anymore and quit doing them."
msg[90] = "Simplify attitudes: Find a meditation method that's best for you (knitting, exercising, cooking, etc.)."
msg[91] = "Simplify organizing: Organize one drawer, one cabinet at a time. It's less overwhelming."
msg[92] = "Simplify organizing: Start in the room in which you spend most of your time."
msg[93] = "Simplify health: You can do yoga anytime, anywhere, and you don't have to get sweaty."
msg[94] = "Simplify finances: Focus on reducing your daily expenses and put the money you save into savings."
msg[95] = "Simplify finances: Avoid joining any club, gym, etc. that requires monthly dues with contracts."
msg[96] = "Simplify finances: You can save a huge chunk of change by giving up tv for a few months."
msg[97] = "Simplify clutter: Never buy a video unless you plan to watch it 100 times."
msg[98] = "Simplify finances: Earn some extra bucks by figuring out how to get paid for a hobby you love."
msg[99] = "Simplify health: Get a physical checkup EVERY year to catch problems early."
msg[100] = "Simplify health: Drink water with a twist of lemon instead of soda at restaurants."
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Ideas to Simplify Life")
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