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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

How to Be a Damn Sexy Man

1. Be a strong manly lad
   
2. Sit with 2 little girls (make sure you have permission to do this)
3. Read them a story (if it involves princesses and rainbows, you get bonus points)
   
4. Make up silly voices for each character in the story (required!)
   
5. Occasionally shout out, "Oh no! What's going to happen now?" as you read
6. Skip the scary parts or replace them with humorous interpretations of the illustrations
7. Let the kids turn the page
8. Re-read pages as requested
9. Say, "That was a good story," after the story is over.
10. Then tell fart jokes to inspire giggles.
    

Labels: Funny Families Kids and Parenthood

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